80 Funny week quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Monday again. I just knew this would happen.
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  5 months ago

  View →: How is it still this week?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?
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  5 months ago

  View →: My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.
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  5 months ago

  View →: And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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