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107 Funny week quotes

Funny week quotes tackle the rollercoaster of highs, lows, and those is-it-Friday-yet moments that make up our workweek! 😂📅 Whether it’s surviving Monday, celebrating Friday’s arrival, or realizing that the weekend was way too short, these quotes remind us that every week is an adventure in itself. Because when the week is tough, laughter is the best way to make it through! 😆💼🚀

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Posted on6 months ago

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Posted on6 months ago

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Posted on6 months ago

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Posted on6 months ago

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Posted onFeb 23, 2025Feb 23, 2025

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Posted onFeb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Posted onFeb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Posted onFeb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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