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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Just landed via Instagram:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Reported on Slack:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Going viral on Twitch:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Trending via YouTube:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Trending via YouTube:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Making waves on Discord:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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Share →: The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Commentary:
Looks like someone is on an impromptu journey to the land of flying monkeys and emerald cities! 🌪️✈️ Better stay out of their way or you might end up with a house on your head! 🏠😂 #WindyDayAntics
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Share →: That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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🚪🔔 Ah, the universal struggle of pretending you're not home when the doorbell rings! It's a masterpiece of stealth and deception worthy of a spy mission. Who knew tip-toeing to the window could earn you a black belt in ninja tactics? Just remember, when in doubt, freeze and hold your breath – maybe they'll think the house is haunted! 👻😂

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

Sane is boring.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Spotted on Threads:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Reported on LinkedIn:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Trending via LinkedIn:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Just landed via X:

Netflix & by yourself.

Trending via X:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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