121 Funny world quotes

• It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, confidence, humor, person, plastic, plastic surgeon, smile, surgeon, transformation, world

• Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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  2 months ago

  children, future, good, home, humor, just, kindness, parenting, sign, wisdom, world

• I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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  2 months ago

  here, humor, i, know, little, live, me, ok, own, world

• I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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  2 months ago

  change, code, humor, i, irony, love, me, programming, source, technology, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking, world

• Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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  2 months ago

  communication, cool, figure, going, humor, information, media, meme, memes, news, social, social media, through, Twitter, watching, world

• A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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  3 months ago

  9-5, 95, advice, fraud, gone, humor, hustle, job, life, life advice, little, only, side, survival, survive, work, world

• A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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  3 months ago

  collective, commentary, fix, humor, orgasm, sex, social, social commentary, unity, world

• I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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  3 months ago

  child, debt, family, finance, humor, i, joke, love, me, money, parenting, parents, pay, spending, world

• The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

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  3 months ago

  battle, battles, better, choreography, conflict, conflict resolution, dance, dance battle, gang, humor, nostalgia, resolution, settled, street, street gang, things, world

• To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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  3 months ago

  act, courage, defiance, gentle, kindness, rebellion, world

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