78 Funny world quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

  Commentary:
  "Getting your sh*t together only to have the world end? That's the ultimate plot twist! 🤷‍♂️😅 Better make sure the apocalypse doesn't ruin your glow-up game plan!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

  Commentary:
  🍋🤣 "When life gives you lemons, don't just make lemonade – be the lemon! 🍋😄 Show the world that you're zesty, tangy, and ready to add a little zest to their day. Who knew being a lemon could be so empowering? 😉🍋 #SourPower"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you don't like sports? You're missing out on all the opportunities to bond with strangers over the pain of your favorite team losing! 🤣🏈 Don't worry, we can still chat about the weather or complain about Mondays instead! ☀️😩"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days when nerds were content to hide in their basements tinkering with computers. Now they rule the world, one algorithm at a time! 🤓💻 #GeekChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs haunted houses when you have your archived chats on WhatsApp lurking in the shadows? 🌚👻 #SpookyConversations"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'the more, the merrier' clearly didn't have to deal with annoying friends 🙄. With 8 billion options out there, may the friendship odds be ever in your favor! 🤣👯‍♂️ #QualityOverQuantity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the pasta noodles finally getting a glimpse of the world outside their box prison! 🍝🌎 Thanks to capitalism, they can now dream of al dente adventures and sauce-y escapades! Who knew transparency could be so deliciously entertaining? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

  Commentary:
  "The world definitely needs to hit pause and take a chill pill before we overload the poor future history teachers with our present shenanigans! 🌍🤯 #HistoryLessonsForDays"

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