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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Having a job ruined my life.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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Share →: I get writer’s block responding to people.

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Relatable! My brain just freezes and pretends it's a popsicle! 🍦🧠
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Share →: I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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Sounds like the writers are on their third cup of coffee and a brainstorming spree! ☕️🎬🤪
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Share →: Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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