Funny x quotes

• Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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  1 week ago

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• Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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  1 week ago

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• My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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  3 weeks ago

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• That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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  3 weeks ago

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