Funny x quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, Malcolm Twitter – bringing social justice one tweet at a time! Who knew a name change could lead to such a revolutionary transformation?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern miracle of technology! Who needs therapy when your body can effortlessly convert trauma into social media currency? 🤖💪🔥 #TurningPainIntoPopularity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to hit that elusive X on ads is like playing a game of 'spot the speck'! 👀🕹️ Don't worry, you're not the only one feeling like you need a magnifying glass just to close those pesky pop-ups! 🔍🙅 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

  Commentary:
  Ah, back in the good ol' days when "X" wasn't a mysterious variable but a good ol' letter of the alphabet. 😄 Seems like times have certainly changed! Who knew X would evolve from algebra to party lingo? 🎉 Just don't go asking your math teacher if they're on X now… things could get awkward! 😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

  Commentary:
  🤳📱💻📧 When you've successfully completed the social media circuit and it's finally time to tackle work, but then… *cue the glamorous entrance of YouTube* 🎥💃 Who knew procrastination could have such a catchy soundtrack? 😅 #JustOneMoreVideo

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's playing it safe on the internet to avoid those questionable searches popping up! 🕵️‍♂️ Better keep it family-friendly before your wife becomes the new Sherlock Holmes of your search history! 🔍😂

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