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I have a very active anti-social life.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

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My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?