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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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2 months ago

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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