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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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2 months ago

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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A real smartphone would cut you off.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

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They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Just landed via Messenger:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

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