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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

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Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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