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Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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2 months ago

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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2 months ago

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Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

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5 months ago

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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2 months ago

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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2 months ago

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Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

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1 week ago

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62 shares on Telegram this month:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

45 shares on Discord this month:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

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Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Making waves on X:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Going viral on Messenger:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Seen just now on Reddit:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Spotted on Instagram:

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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