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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.