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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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The art of letting whoever think whatever.

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Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.

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No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

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A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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