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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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"Living on 'planet no bedtime' where clocks have no curfew! 😴⏰🚀"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, exaggeration, humor, i, joke, late, late night, million, night, procrastination, staying, staying up, time, tonight on May 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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