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Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Trending via Messenger:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Trending via Slack:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Seen just now on Discord:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

Going viral on Slack:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Trending via WeChat:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Spotted on X:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Making waves on TikTok:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

1 month ago

Playful quote about indulging in Chanel bags spontaneously with friends, capturing a fun, luxurious vibe.

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Chanel bags for everyone! Way better than Taco Tuesday, but just as cheesy 👜🧀😎

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

4 weeks ago

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Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

3 weeks ago

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So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

3 weeks ago

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

3 weeks ago

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

1 month ago

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28 shares on Instagram this month:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

14 shares on Threads this month:

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

64 shares on Threads this month:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Going bananas on Slack:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

Breaking via Pinterest:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Breaking via Twitch:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Just shared via WeChat:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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