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Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Going viral on WeChat:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Seen just now on Discord:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Just landed via Twitch:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Breaking via Telegram:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Spreading quickly via X:

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Breaking via Twitch:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Seen just now on Telegram:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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77 shares on X this month:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

96 shares on Threads this month:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

93 shares on Threads this month:

I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

85 shares on Threads this month:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Reddit:

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Just landed via Messenger:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Seen just now on Discord:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Just shared via WeChat:

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Shared recently on Instagram:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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