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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.