I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift. Commentary:"Me leaving the zoo like: π§π 'He followed me home, I swear!' π" Related Funny Quotes π€ I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift. Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles. Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free? I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.
