I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.