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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Itโ€™s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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โ€œIโ€™d love to go to the moonโ€ I said โ€œbut on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of itโ€™s thereโ€

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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Signatures are so unserious, just โ€œpinky promiseโ€ for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

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Sounds like a solid retirement plan, but why wait? Career goals: Porch Professional ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿน



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