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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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"Oh, getting fired from a massage parlor for rubbing people the wrong way? That's quite the twist ๐Ÿ˜‚ Maybe they just couldn't handle your unconventional 'deep tissue' technique ๐Ÿค” Keep those massages strictly PG next time! ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ #RubbedTheWrongWay"



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