I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo. Commentary:"Looks like someone's having a serious case of spud-sweats! 🥔💦 Mayo-drenched marathon, anyone? 😅 #PotatoSaladProblems" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.” I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing. Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.
