I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s having a serious case of spud-sweats! 🥔💦 Mayo-drenched marathon, anyone? 😅 #PotatoSaladProblems”

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