I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.