I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.