“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, reading 20 books, huh? That’s cute. Try keeping up with my 50,000 tweets marathon! 📚🤳 Who needs novels when you have Twitter for instant literary gratification? 🐦😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do. I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild. It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life. I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets. Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.