“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000… Commentary:"Oh, reading 20 books, huh? That’s cute. Try keeping up with my 50,000 tweets marathon! 📚🤳 Who needs novels when you have Twitter for instant literary gratification? 🐦😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books. There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read. Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess. “The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do. I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.
