I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day. Posted on1 day ago1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That level of chaos is what truly keeps us on our toes, literally! 😄🧦🔥 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for? No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide. I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.
