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Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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299 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,568

Funny Quotes Topics

17,624

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15,568

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

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Shared recently on Telegram:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Breaking via Threads:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Just shared via Threads:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Spotted on Facebook:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Going viral on WeChat:

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Trending via WeChat:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Shared recently on Threads:

The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

Spotted on Discord:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

3 weeks ago

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Commentary:
I tried it once, but the lack of purring just didn't cut it 😂🐱🏠

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Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

2 weeks ago

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

2 months ago

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

2 months ago

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

2 months ago

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

2 months ago

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

4 months ago

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77 shares on Messenger this month:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

59 shares on YouTube this month:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

22 shares on X this month:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

45 shares on TikTok this month:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Just landed via YouTube:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

Breaking via Threads:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

Going viral on YouTube:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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