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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

4 months ago
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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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