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Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Trending via Reddit:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Spotted on Telegram:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Live now on Threads:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Spotted on TikTok:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Trending via X:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Live now on Reddit:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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11 shares on Reddit this month:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

32 shares on X this month:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

90 shares on X this month:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

85 shares on X this month:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Just landed via Pinterest:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Shared recently on Threads:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Just shared via Snapchat:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Just shared via TikTok:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Trending via Telegram:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Shared recently on X:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Freshly posted on Discord:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Breaking via YouTube:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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