It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.