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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.