Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.