Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

11 shares on Messenger this month:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

68 shares on Slack this month:

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.