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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

63 shares on Threads this month:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

38 shares on Reddit this month:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Trending via Snapchat:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Live now on Discord:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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