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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he wonโ€™t like a food before he even tries it.

My kid’s superpower is knowing he wonโ€™t like a food before he even tries it.

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