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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between m…

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between m…

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Sounds like a well-balanced diet of hopeful thinking and frequent snacking! 🍔⏳😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged diet, eating, hours, humor, journey, just, loss, meal, meals, three, time, weight, weight loss on Sep 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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