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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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Trending via YouTube:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Trending via Discord:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Live now on WhatsApp:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Seen just now on Facebook:

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Just shared via Messenger:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Making waves on WhatsApp:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Going viral on TikTok:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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Turning down the rage and cranking up the love sounds like a recipe for a huggable future! 😂❤️✌️

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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46 shares on Facebook this month:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

88 shares on Discord this month:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

49 shares on X this month:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I hope this email kills us both.

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Going viral on TikTok:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Going viral on Twitch:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Breaking via Instagram:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Shared recently on Reddit:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Spotted on Twitch:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Shared recently on Slack:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Going viral on X:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Spotted on Discord:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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