Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.