Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.