Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you need a parting lesson with that Red Sea of trouble πππΌπ‘ Related Funny Quotes π€ Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”. If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great. βStop recording everything and just enjoy the momentβ is asking me for videos from last night. Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold. Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.