The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.