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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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