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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

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It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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82 shares on YouTube this month:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

37 shares on Threads this month:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

74 shares on Slack this month:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

23 shares on X this month:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

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Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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