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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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Well, well, well, looks like civilization finally got the 'key' to prevent unexpected uninvited guests from crashing their historical parties! ๐Ÿ”‘๐Ÿ’ก๐ŸŽ‰ Locking in the fun since ancient times!



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