When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just call me Dr. Chickenstein, performing the most delicious autopsy known to mankind! 🔍🍗😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken. Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.