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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.