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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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