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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.