Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.