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  • Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.
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  • When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
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  • The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.