You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis. Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing. The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza. Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument. I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.