Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Life is a rollercoaster ride, can you imagine having to do it again and again? 😅 Embrace the chaos, enjoy the ups and downs and remember to thank your lucky stars it's a one-time deal! 🎢✨"

appreciation, existence, God, gratitude, humor, irony, life, live, once, only, philosophy, thank, yolo

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

0

4 months ago

anyone, anything, debt, dollars, except, humor, me, money, payment, psychology, session, therapist
Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

0

2 months ago

bed, breakfast, current, humor, laziness, lying, manifest, morning, relaxing, situation, trying
In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

0

2 months ago

alternate, alternate reality, happiness, happy, humor, imagination, me, parallel, parallel universe, reality, self, universe
Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

0

4 days ago

Amazon, business, consumer, delivery, humor, i, me, none, oh, online, online shopping, package, please, self-awareness, shopping, tell, tracking, year
Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

0

2 months ago

cake, eat, enjoy, humor, indulge, life, promise, today, tomorrow
I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

0

2 months ago

before, creativity, expression, fun, going, humor, i, joke, just, lie, literally, love, phrase, pretend, say, saying, something, speech, streets

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

70 shares on X this month:

Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

37 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

29 shares on Discord this month:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Breaking via YouTube:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Making waves on Reddit:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

Going viral on YouTube:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Just shared via WeChat:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Just landed via Twitch:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Spotted on Slack:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

You only live once and thank God for that.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨