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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.