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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ has downloaded:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ has copied:

People pass a joint around like itโ€™s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, Iโ€™m a weirdo.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has viewed:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ has viewed:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

Someone asked, โ€œCan I bum a scroll?โ€ because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ has bookmarked:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ has shared:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

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494 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,087

Funny Quotes Topics

17,241

Funny Quotes Images

15,087

Updated

Dec 19, 2025

Users Online

4,030

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Going bananas on Snapchat:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Spotted on WeChat:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I miss them days if you couldnโ€™t rap, you didn’t.

Trending via Facebook:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out Iโ€™m not even remotely funny.

Making waves on Facebook:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Spotted on WeChat:

Weird. Iโ€™m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Live now on Facebook:

My dating era has come to an end. Iโ€™d like to thank those who participated.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that donโ€™t exist.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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Social Media Stars โญ

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevinโ€™s parents bought this house for like $250K.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Itโ€™s crazy that you donโ€™t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

If Shakespeare were being born today, heโ€™d be โ€œShaxxespyr.โ€

48 shares on Twitch this month:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

I donโ€™t miss calls, I stare at them.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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Hot Jokes ๐Ÿ’ฅ

9 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

7 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

8 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

9 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

In hell, you wait for a โ€˜verify your email addressโ€™ email that never arrives.

24 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Whoever coined, โ€œNo good deed goes unpunishedโ€, must have fed some seagulls.

8 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I often message people with the weird idea that theyโ€™ll message me back.

8 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

My body feels like itโ€™s aging in dog years.

21 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

11 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

10 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

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494 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,087

Funny Quotes Topics

17,241

Funny Quotes Images

15,087

Updated

Dec 19, 2025

Users Online

3,588

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ has shared:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ has viewed:

My parents didnโ€™t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ญ has downloaded:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด has viewed:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ has downloaded:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If your kids arenโ€™t drinking enough water, tell them itโ€™s bedtime.

Live now on TikTok:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Spotted on Discord:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Live now on Threads:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmateโ€™s movie with no audio and not understanding whatโ€™s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Breaking via WeChat:

The world started without permission again.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Just shared via Messenger:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Going bananas on WeChat:

โ€œYour password is too weak.โ€ Just wait until you see my will to live.

Spotted on Instagram:

An escape room, but itโ€™s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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