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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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75 shares on Discord this month:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

44 shares on Discord this month:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

77 shares on X this month:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

61 shares on Slack this month:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Going viral on Twitch:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

Breaking via YouTube:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Shared recently on Slack:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Making waves on Instagram:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Making waves on Slack:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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