Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.