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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.