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Trying to find the Wi-Fi password in this version of hell is punishment enough 😂🔥📶
Author Archives: slickboy
If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.
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Sounds like a relationship built on trust… and creative problem-solving! 🏋️♀️🚀🗝️
I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.
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Dancing along happily in blissful ignorance 🎵🤷♂️🎶
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
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As my new coach, Netflix is insisting on a marathon, but I think they misunderstood! 🏃♀️🍿📺
Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.
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Time to take online drama to the real-life octagon! 🥊😂📲
Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.
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When your sweatpants start falling apart, it's officially a wardrobe tragedy of epic proportions 😱🩳💔
I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.
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One person’s cinematic masterpiece is another person's perfect nap opportunity 🎬😴
Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.
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It's time to let the elephant ghost us, trunk calls aren't for everyone! 🐘📵😂
All quiet on the frontal lobe.
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Looks like my brain is on vacation mode 🧠🏖️ Silence is golden, right? 😂
Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.
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Trying to avoid ghosts of bad WiFi past! 📱🔦😂