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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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Overthinkaholic!

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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