Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).