Commentary:
Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional ππΊπ§
Random Funny Quotes
Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.
Commentary:
Ah, the notorious crush – a perfect cocktail of feelings and mysteries! π΅οΈββοΈπ€ It's like detective work for the heart, where the case file is missing crucial details! π΅οΈββοΈπ Who needs Sherlock when you have a crush to solve mysteries for you? ππ Just remember, the more you know, the less crushing it gets! ππ #CrushInvestigation
Roses are red. Letβs get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.
Commentary:
Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! πΉππ³
If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.
Commentary:
"When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! πΏπ¬ #DramaQueenExit"
I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.
Commentary:
Oops, wine strikes again! π·π€¦ββοΈ Anyone else suddenly a "sweet girl" cheerleader after two glasses? π₯π
I donβt really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.
Commentary:
Commitment issues? Nah, just auditioning for a hit reality drama! πππ
Anyone else think itβs weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.
Commentary:
Is it just me, or is cancer really pulling ahead in the zodiac race? βοΈπ Who knew an astrological sign could be such a tough competitor in the mortality department! Watch out, Capricorns and Geminis, Cancer is on a roll! ππ¦
If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and Iβll return your call when I get around to it.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Iβll get back to you at my leisure' move π°οΈπ. Itβs like a slow-motion version of phone tag, where the ball is always in their court… or maybe just in their pocket! π±π Donβt worry, I'm pretty sure snails move faster than their response time! π #OnMyOwnTime"
Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.
Commentary:
Sound like the secret to happiness is just sand, shower, and snooze! Beach therapy at its finest! ποΈπΏπ΄
I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Commentary:
"Looks like the LGBTQ acronym always keeps people guessing! π€ But hey, who needs a 'straight' answer when you can have a fabulous one instead? ππ"