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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.