Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I’m on a word diet, but still on an all-you-can-eat hot dog plan! 🌭😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it? My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them. There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.