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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

2 months ago

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Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

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Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Breaking via WeChat:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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