Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.
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  • Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.
  • Even Hotmail is hotter than me.
  • Wake me when AI does housework.
  • Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.