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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.